☠   Mama Said NO! presents   ☠
— Coming soon —
The Lake Hartwell
Christmas Light
Boat Parade
December 2026 · exact date coming soon
The pirates traded their cannons for string lights. Decorated boats, glowing water, and the kind of holiday spectacle this lake has never seen. Mama said the lake's too cold in December. So obviously... we're doing it anyway.
☠   Previously, on Lake Hartwell   ☠
Pirate Day 2026: a flotilla, a water battle, three treasures found, one legendary night at Tortuga — and a feature on the local news. The legend is real. The next chapter is coming.