☠ Pirate Day · August 8, 2026 ☠
The Day's
Voyage
Voyage
☠
One day. One lake. One questionable plan,
executed beautifully.
executed beautifully.
12:00 PM
The Flotilla Assembles
All crews meet at Andersonville Island, flags up and boats decorated, then convoy together to the dam. Arrive early — a fleet waits for no one. Well, it might. But don't test it.
☠ Andersonville Island → the dam
1:00 PM
The Battle of Hartwell
The great reenactment begins. Water cannons only — bring your soakers, blasters, and buckets. And hear this, ye scallywags: not a scrap of trash goes in the lake. Pirates love their waters.
☠ On the water
2:00 PM
The Map Drops
The treasure map goes live — right here on the website and on the Facebook event page. Three treasures. Three islands. Study fast and sail faster.
☠ mamasaidno.com/treasure-hunt
5:00 PM
Claim Your Treasure
Found a box? Bring it to Tortuga (The Boathouse) after 5 PM to claim your prize. No box, no prize. Dramatic retellings of your voyage strongly encouraged.
☠ Tortuga · The Boathouse
7:00 PM
Scarlet Stitch Takes the Stage
Scarlet Stitch performs live at Tortuga. Trade your battle stories, toast the victorious crews, and sing along whether you know the words or not.
☠ Tortuga · The Boathouse
☠ The lay of the lake ☠
Where the Day Unfolds
All times are estimates. We're pirates, not train conductors. Keep an eye on the Facebook event page for anything the wind changes.
See you on the water.
August 8, 2026 · Lake Hartwell · Flags up at noon.